Hollywood Gets It Right Part #001 – Sorority Row

August 19th, 2009 by under the cinema. No Comments.

Throughout film history, if you had asked filmgoers what they wanted to see, the answer would have come back almost exclusively – I want to see Audrina Partridge come back from the dead and going on a killing spree at sorority and frat houses.

Perhaps we’ve been doing something right as a nation and we’re being rewarded for it at last, or perhaps Hollywood just put two and two together, but based on the above trailer, this movie looks like a masterpiece; perhaps the only major film of this sorrowful decade.

So on the one hand – hallelujah, it’s here.  But on the other hand – what took so them so long?  I mean they’ve been making movies for 90 years now and it took them that much time to figure out to cast Audrina from the Hills as a resurrected…Seriously, how hard was that?

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