Throughout film history, if you had asked filmgoers what they wanted to see, the answer would have come back almost exclusively – I want to see Audrina Partridge come back from the dead and going on a killing spree at sorority and frat houses.

Perhaps we’ve been doing something right as a nation and we’re being rewarded for it at last, or perhaps Hollywood just put two and two together, but based on the above trailer, this movie looks like a masterpiece; perhaps the only major film of this sorrowful decade.

So on the one hand – hallelujah, it’s here.  But on the other hand – what took so them so long?  I mean they’ve been making movies for 90 years now and it took them that much time to figure out to cast Audrina from the Hills as a resurrected…Seriously, how hard was that?